2007 Voluptuous Model of the Year, April McKenzie, told us that she sometimes meets guys who are scared of her giant melons, believe it or not. We've heard that there are guys out there who are afraid of pussy (vagina-phobia) so it's not too far fetched to believe that there are guys who fear enormous jugs. We'd doubt they're members of XLGirls.com. April told us "I actually have met a couple of guys who were like that. They said, 'Those things are way too big and they look like they're going to suffocate me.'" What did April do to calm them down? Or could she? Come to think of it, why bother? But she's not the type of girl to tell a guy to fuck off or eat shit. She's too sweet. "I said, 'Relax, they're not going to kill you. They're nice and soft. They're okay.'" They certainly are. There are guys who would leave their wives and girlfriends in a thunderclap if they could get their hands on those fat, heavy knockers for as long as they wanted! Being smothered (at, say, age 90 or 95) would be worth it. On the other side of the extreme, the reverse has happened to April. "Some guys are so involved with my breasts that they don't want to go anywhere else on me!" When that happens, she has to get pro-active or she's never gonna get a dick to make her happy.
