This buxom blonde reminded me of Paris Hilton. Not because of her look necessarily, but because of her ditsy personality and willingness to do anything it takes to be famous. She was so impressed by my bullshit story that a bunch of Hollywood chicks began their careers in my office, I knew she'd be an easy fuck. I started the audition by telling her to get on her knees and pose for a still shot, then shoved my weiner in her face. She couldn't resist. I practically banged her right out of those cheap hair extensions.