Part two of LDM's first SCORE Magazine Interview (publication date March 1999). Conducted by an editor via telephone. It ends with a bang.
Two days later: "Your international call can not be completed at this time..."
The next day...
SCORE: Linsey? let's talk titties!
LINSEY: Love to, but can we do it another day? I'm on my way to go dancing. Tomorrow, okay?
SCORE: Tomorrow it is.
Two days later...
SCORE: Hallelujah! Linsey, I've gotten your answering service twice, the phone lines didn't connect other times. Let's do this, okay?
LINSEY: I know, I know. I've been so busy. But, I have time now.
SCORE: While I have you, I'm not going to muck around with any small talk, okay...let's do some phrase association. I'll say a
word, you tell me what you think...TITFUCKING?
LINSEY: Good activity! Great exercise! For me and him.
SCORE: Do you like it?
LINSEY: Of course, except sometimes a guy can get lost in my babies. But, I'm good at it. I'm good at everything, especially that. You have to rotate around and around him, you know. I like to do all the action!
SCORE: Since you're good at everything, how about...BLOWJOBS!
LINSEY: Hmmm? Deepthroat! That's what comes into my head when I hear that phrase! Down to my stomach!
SCORE: But, you've never done porn. Or, have you? There was one video...
LINSEY: That video wasn't porn. It was all simulated. My ex-boyfriend and I did a film, but we really didn't do anything. It was rubbish. Total crap. You don't see anything at all.
SCORE: So, when you came in that video you were just faking?
LINSEY: Yes. And laughing a lot. I'm no good at faking, I'm afraid, because I'm used to the real thing.
SCORE: What's a guy need to do to get the real thing?
LINSEY: You wouldn't. Not on the first night. Or even the first month. Probably longer than that, because I'm a good girl. I like to get to know a man. I think that makes sex better. I think the longer you wait, the more you've built yourself into a frenzy. When it finally happens, you explode. Plus, men respect you more when you make them wait.
SCORE: But, sometimes we're just horny. One beer is too long of a wait.
LINSEY: Sometimes I get horny, too. But, you don't have to have sex to sort that out. I'd bet you any money it would be much better if we waited before we had sex. That's when the stars start moving for you and the fireworks go off.
SCORE: Let's try another phrase...MASTURBATION!
LINSEY: A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, right? Do I play with myself a lot? Not more than any other girl... or boy. Could you hold on for one minute? "Did you just hit my car?"
SCORE: Somebody hit your car?
LINSEY: Yes, can you believe that? "No, you did hit my car. I felt it. And I saw you in the mirror!" I'm sorry, I have to go. Somebody has hit my car...
And so, LDM's first official SCORE Magazine interview concluded with a bang. But not the kind of bang that anyone welcomes. Now the timing of the publication of this interview on LinseysWorld and the publication of this automobile set is entirely coincidental. Please note that Linsey is actually not driving in this pictorial. Yet, we cannot help but wonder what would have happened if she had been driving.
