Kelly Divine admits that her wildly untamed anus has caused pounding car accidents before! Yes, some man out there smashed into a light pole because he had too much rump on the brain and momentarily forgot where the bang he was. Thats why we got Bruce Venture, the biggest woodsman in the forest, to take down this wet-hot centerfold and her formidable buns! Even Venture ogles at her cushy behind, slack-jawed, but then breaks the trance by whipping out his bloodsword and face-bangs Kelly. Choking on his tool, but never one to quit, the battle continues! Venture punches out her twat at maximum speed, pumping away like pumping machine piston.
