"My ex-husband would be very upset if he saw these photos," said Dallas, a tall blonde who's making her 40Something debut. "He used to be really against porn mags. He wouldn't even shop in stores that sold them. Imagine if he found out that his ex-wife not only liked them, she was in one, showing her goodies for everyone to see!"
Confession No. 1 from Dallas: "I hope he does see these photos. I'm sure he'll call me and flip out over the phone." Confession No. 2 from Dallas: "It's too bad he didn't like these magazines when we were married. It would've been nice to see him show a little interest in sex. Maybe if he'd spent more time fucking me and less time complaining about the corruption of family values, we'd still be a family!" Confession No. 3: "It used to get me wet hearing him complain about magazines like 40Something because I'd be sitting there thinking, 'If I could pose in one, I would.' And now I am! And not only that, I fucked a total stranger for a video! You know what? I'm going to make sure my ex-husband finds out. I'm going to show this to him!"
"When my ex found out that I got my boobs done, he went ballistic over the phone," Dallas said. "I just said to him, 'Honey, you wouldn't fuck me, and now I'm gonna use these tits to find some men who will.' I thought he was going to have a heart attack right then and there!" He didn't. But these pictures? "These pictures just might kill him," she said. "I say, 'Baby, get over it!'"
