What's the best thing about Cristy Lynn?
Cristy Lynn is 40 and from Key West, Florida. She says she's involved in an "open relationship," which we're going to have to interpret as, "We fuck whoever we please, whenever we please." She doesn't like to wear panties, and when she does, they're tiny G-strings. Asked what kind of guys she likes, she said, "I like hard cocks." And her sexual fantasy is to "have my feet behind my ears and my hands handcuffed to my nymph girlfriend for the entire night." Believe it or not, though, none of those things is the best thing about her. Nor is the best thing about her the night she had "all my holes filled air-tight with my hands tied behind me." Or the fact that when she wakes up every morning, the first thing she does is bring herself to an orgasm. And sometimes, "When I go home for lunch, I masturbate the whole hour and realize I forgot to eat lunch." But we're getting closer to the best thing about her. The best thing about Cristy Lynn is the job from which she goes home for lunch. She's a librarian. Yeah, a librarian. And that's the best thing about Cristy Lynn.
