"When it's hot outside there's nothing I like to do more than spray myself down with water and get naked. I'll take the hose and let the water run all over my clit. I have to cum quick, though, because I have really fair, freckled skin and I'll burn if I'm in the sun too long. But I masturbate so much that I've got cumming down to an art and I can do it in three minutes flat. And yes, the curtains match the sheets."